lil' one

SIGNIFICANT SHIT/THINGS I LEARNED IN THE PAST 9 MONTHS:

-ANNA MOVES IN
**having your best friend move in with you is really cool, but only if they were your best friend previously, if you are lucky though they might end up being so.***

-GETTING TO KNOW ENGLISH PEOPLE
**nobody really eats crimpets and drinks loads of tea (some) and not everyone sounds like oliver twist and usually gets super annoyed when you say "can i please have some more" after every sentence. ***

-GETTING A JOB
**getting hired because you have boobs and a great personality doesn't really matter on those days where you are hung over and can't be bothered looking nice or actually doing work, also make sure loads of gays work with you, so then you have a better chance of hearing good music.**

-BLACK KORTNI
**being impulsive is stupid and not cool what so ever, but sometimes those stupid uncool decisions lead to a really good one...eventually.***

-GOING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
**dating people you've met for five days is always gonna break your ACHEY BREAKY HEART, so don't do it**

-NEW YEARS IN AMSTERDAM.
***sleeping pills are the shit, have them on you to avoid any boring situation always like 19 hour car rides through france and germany etc***

**when bros stop and ask if you want to party with them in amsterdam, and you just so happen to awkwardly be standing in a sex shop, they dont mean party with like beer pong and keg stands and maybe spin the bottle. they want to fuck you***

-OOPS SHE LET CHAVS IN THE HOUSE
**when you and your roomate are blate drunk and two boys try to get into your house, dont be a dumbass and let them in to smoke,
tell them to fuck off and eat a dick. they will rob your shit among other things**

-THE LIBRARY HAS GREAT INTERNET ACCESS, BUT SO WILL YOUR ROOMATES LAPTOP, THE ONLY PRICE IS A THANK YOU AFTER USING IT.
**don't hate appreciate**

-MEL & MOMMY VISTED
**having people over is dope, make sure your house is fucking clean and you've got shit planned. otherwise your sitting around watching curb for a few hours (soz mom) ***

-BYE ANNA HAVE FUN IN FRANCE
**thank god i can't remember shit**

-INDEPENDANT LADEEEEEYY
**living on your own fucking RULES and having to live with anyone else without being able to lock yourself in your own area is the fucking worst and I will never do it again**

-"RAP FRIENDS"
**people that listen to good music, and actually do stuff with their lives are great friends to have not to mention they make you want to get off your lazy ass.**

-MEETING MY DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS.
**it was ok, i tanned alot, nothing really learned except im nothing like him and was actually probably made out of a test tube, but whatever.**

thats really it as of late, I move out soon thank fuck, and soon enough ill have a job to support my paint/weed/getting silly drunk and being happy habit.
someone be my sugar daddy.