dear period,
hello, I see that your back again for my cycle this month. I'm a little disapointed you didn't give me better warning but i guess being doubled over on the toilet this morning was warning enough.
I wanna say thanks for not giving me any cramps yet, or having me bleed through underwear (the worst) as you know today is laundry day and that would of just been no good period.
I'm kind of hoping you won't be sticking around for too long as i have things to do, a boyfriend to please and I don't really think he enjoys me being grumpy/bloated/and un-sexable.
But feel free to stick around just long enough so i can enjoy chocolate to the fullest extent. (4 days MAX)
anyways thanks for confirming my non-exisistant pregnancy!
love
meeeeee
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